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Kitty Rats

13 November 2021 at 7:30PM

Direct from a Sold Out SMASH HIT London Run!
A BRAND NEW Comedy Farce for the 21st Century.


Benjamin & Jed are best buddies and hapless housemates. While Benjamin slogs at a rat poison factory, Jed eats Pringles all day and applies for CEO jobs he isn’t qualified for. Freshly burgled, the bickering idiots start blaming each other. But a shocking discovery sets them on a gruesome mission - a mission that will turn their world upside down and their morals inside out. This riotous and slapstick comedy is sure to get you laughing like you’ve never laughed before, crying like you’ve never cried before, and sitting in your chair like you’ve never…well, you get the idea.

This nonsensical and laugh-out-loud new play comes from the madcap minds of Luke Bateman & Elliott Williams, a Comedy Writing/Performing Double Act from Hampshire. Their previous work has been awarded 4-star reviews from publications such as The Scotsman and EdFringe Review. Their podcast 'You Have Been Watching... with Luke & Elliott' was in the top 25 listened to podcasts in the TV category on Spotify in 2020.

Praise for Previous Work
  • “An Unbelievable Masterpiece” by Screenwriter Richard Curtis CBE (Love Actually, Blackadder)
  • "A Delicious Comic Gift" - The Scotsman
  • “There is something about the style of the writing that feels quite fit for television – a certain BBC3 comedy...Terrific energy and daft invention. Bring about rolling laughs from the audience" - Bristol Old Vic

Age Guidance & Warnings: 15+ Includes strong language, comic gore, partial nudity and sexual references.
Running Time: 80 Minutes (No Interval)

  • Individual Tickets: £8.00
  • Box Office: Online sales only
  • Doors open 7:00pm, for 7:30pm start
  • Licensed cash bar (to be confirmed)


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